Need a guy with an army uniform and a female with big hips for a short comedy skit tomorrow

Need a Guy that has army uniform or just army trouser or shirt and a chubby lady with very big hips/bumbum for a short comedy skit tomorrow, please you must be living in egbeda, 

please I wouldn't wanna argue too much, it's just for a shot skit..

 

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Thank you!!! 

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